Paula and I don't get to spend much time together with me working as an airline pilot flying all over the world for American Airlines so we have to celebrate all our vacations, birthdays, anniversaries etc. when we can. ..... The next thing I knew we were landing at Heathrow and this time as the flight attendant woke me instead of swearing at her and calling her Scottish I opened my mouth to speak and a torrent of green stuff drooled out of my mouth. ...
